WTF is this whole 'peloton 'thing?

Child's play, that's what!

Why, I'd get up off the chesterfield, turn off that Netflix British crime drama 'Stay Close' to ride something cosmic, something entitled the 'anti-entropy stationary observation platform'.

Equip AESOP with virtual reality, cycle to the very center of our galaxy, see those three stars rotating around our black hole at 8740 kilometers per second!

Absolutely thrilling to watch that black hole as it absorbs our New Year's resolutions, witness the disappearance of Schrodinger's cat, which isn't actually there, and last but not least, enjoy the disintegration of Tony Blair's knighthood.