What's next?

Scots demanding that Denzel Washington 'white face' his portayal of MacBeth!

Why, I'd even sell my tartan kilt and dirk and claymore to support such a noble and worthy cause.

Um, maybe a better cause would be to help remove the hardened stick of self-importance, you know the one, wedged up there so tight that smug thoughts better flushed are lamentably articulated.

Wouldn't that help us lighten up before we all succumb to the inane tyranny of the easily offended?