"Things happen for the best!"

It's the all aboard the delusional train corollary to "Don’t pull on the ‘everything for a reason’ thread."

"Cancer is a dis-ease...get it? Its a mind-body thing! "

Ergo: it's all your fault and you deserve to suffer.

Often wondered where Dante would place these sensitive souls, after of course meeting all those men who rushed in to save their families and us during the Chernobyl meltdown disaster.

'Twould be a Divine Comedy to see the smug platitudinous praters stewing in their spew.

In fact, it would warrant a new trucker's cap, MIGA: Make the Inferno Great Again.