"Most of those books were being held in purgatory by me, a sort of Schrodinger’s library."

Trying to simultaneously read in the library's dark room three books entitled 'The Black Cat', 'Here Kitty' and 'Atomic Pussy' when the lights go out and the fire alarm screams staccato run run run.

Leaving one panting and fretting about the ultimate question of whether the books were really there.