Michael:

No contest!

The Rock Hyrax you pictured, although closely related to the elephant, has a much smaller knob than a badger.

This could be why you foolhardily picked up the Reubenesque glove thrown down at your dirty filthy paws.

However, since a badger's paws are notoriously close to the earth, it makes sense that their knobs are too.

Ergo, with all that friction, of course knobs would light up, spring break or not.

Why, taking down the virginal angel, I'd place your knob at the top of the xmas tree...if you're not using it that is.