Interesting and entertaining well written Sunday morning read. Thank you.

I got out of serious trouble remembering my father's words when confronted with a beer bottle about to be smashed to better aim for jugular or face or rapidly retreating back, especially if said smasher is repeatedly calling you 'Asshole'.

'Please. Call me by my first name."

"Whut?"

"Yeah, Big."

Got me out of serious trouble when I wore a shirt and tie into a working class beer parlour.