If you were in my grade 8 English class, I’d ask you to do a rewrite and first reverse your argument, effete as it is: don’t vote for this candidate because she’s white, she’s old and she’s female.

Then I’d send your essay to the grade counsellor so she could use it when she has the round table with your parents and a good psychologist to discuss how to best mitigate your burgeoning borderline personality disorder.

Hyperbole?

Hardly, you show an arrogant and entitled disdain for a human being based on race and age and gender, so I’d legitimately worry about your sentiments for your classmates and of course for me, your aging white male school teacher.