Had me chuckling…my shins took the brunt of her ninja-like attacks…once I learned that bite marks would remain longer if iced, I held my arm in the freezer til the final arbiter in such acts of internecine warfare returned home.

I took arm from fridge and explained to mother, through the icy fog, what had happened

After looking at the marks she asked:

‘And what did you do to your little sister to make her bite you like that?’