Ha!

Reminds me of my nasal-toned Oxford-educated English Prof in uni.

After he had rattled off insults to most countries and cultures and their 'febrile attempts at English literature', using of course a yardstick twice the normal size, slap-pointing to a huge map on the lecture hall wall...

...he ended with a flourish.

"Ah, yes. Australia. Australia is what happens when one gives a whole continent to the working class."