Don't take this personally, but bless your little heart for doing your best to pen this rant...except why the need for a punch?

Am I the only one who still carries overripe fruit 'in its pocketses' for not just poor theatrical acting but also for those who blither passive aggressive balderdash?

In North America they're often called liars.

If enough Brits responded to oh say, a Prime Ministers' prevarications with spoiled vegetables, The Boris could open enough puree fruit markets in England to rival the Thatcher's.