Bob the Dog and the Double-Headed Dildo

Now what have you got there?

Around three years ago, Bob the chocolate brown lab and I were out for one of our adventure walks along the rocky shores close to our local university.

I threw out a heavy stick and while Bob thrashed his way through the shallows, it sank beneath its splash: Waterlogged.

I remember thinking, “Oh well, he’ll spend some time looking for it. Might as well sit down and…