AP:

So, the neighbours with the barking dogs?

Gone.

But new neighbours have a squalling, long-wailer easily awakened 8 month old.

What disturbed said little pooper dew drop this West Coast Canadian morning?

My nasal-clearing snort after a reading this line:

"If I called every Black female actor Denzella Washington then perhaps I’d need to be hit with the sexism stick too. "