According to many reliable sources, this information and tracking won't be necessary once everyone's been vaccinated and Bill Gates' chips are activated.

Imagine, Senior Citizens, who lack a cell phone, will no longer be able to escape their cages and hold clandestine meetings in the Chess Lounge, plotting an insurrection against those who would put stool softeners in their food!

Still, there are serious questions yet to be asked.

What will happen to those Seniors who found that rejuvenating cocoon in the pool, will their vaccine chips work under water?

What about those Seniors who had their vaccines in the other place, you know, in their backsides? Would the stool softeners act as a barrier to the chip's continuous transmissions?